Lyric sheets
Running at 550 pages, the newly-published National Asset Register is being nicknamed the `Domesday Book'. Its cultural section, however, has omitted many of our national rock treasures.
The Rock Domesday Book
Weye-Bridge.
Two score rocke starre houses and estaytes seventeen gittare shayped swyminge pooles four of these with sunke Rollsroyce withinne
One of them inscribed, OASIS RULES
Abbeye Roade.
A large recordynge studio, and hard-by, nerdes on zebra crossynge by the score strydeing four-a-line across the road cryeing, "I bette no-one's dounne this before."
So-Ho.
Plentifulle with clippe-joyntes and with pubbes, menne-who-go-as-damsels, othere chanceres dodgie pedlars selleing in the clubbes The Devylle's Dandruffe to the wearie danceres
Castle Donyngetonne.
In layte summer, articke truckes and stayges and full noisie, many a kerannge and thudde dubious hotdogges, cidere and bad bier rough-born churls who go to sleepe in mudde
Glastonneburye.
One vaste settlemente of tentes and stalls menne who gain therein withoute theyr passes bangynge drums, inhalynge weed and chantynge knoweing not theyr elbowes from theyr arses
West Wittetynge.
Once a manor house belongynge to
Keith of Richardes, ryffe-wright, shaggy hayre self-apothecary ,now a- ruin
But the house has undergonne repayre.
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