Don’t weep for Sabisky, Dominic Cummings – I have just the thing to keep your ‘weirdos and misfits’ movement alive

If not the roster of freaks we already have, I have a cracking policy paper on how to colonise Saturn’s third ring with a slave labour force of sterilised teenage girls that you’ll just love, writes Matthew Norman

Tuesday 18 February 2020 19:15 GMT
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Bad ideas man: Dom’s quest for exciting new minds is paying dividends
Bad ideas man: Dom’s quest for exciting new minds is paying dividends

All over the land, misfits and weirdos stare fiercely at their phones in the unusual hope of seeing the words “withheld number” flash across the screen.

This I know, though not primarily due to being a super-forecaster (though in fact, I am). I know it because I am one of those watchful weirdos and misfits dreaming of replacing Andrew Sabisky in Dominic Cummings’ well-oiled Downing Street operation.

We wannabes form an elite corps of original thinkers, and we talk. We band together and share in challenging times.

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